I believe in good food, not medicine..

robot-heart-politics:

cabell:healthorhighwater:

I believe in…
Avocados, not Advil
Beans, not Benadryl
Cauliflower, not coedene
Dragonfruit, not Dramamine
Eggplant, not epitol
Flax seeds, not Fortical
Grains, not Glucotrol
Hummus, not heparin
Iceberg lettuce, not ibuprofen
Juniper berries, not jolessa
Kale, not Keppra
Lemons, not Lunesta
Mushrooms, not Motrin
Nuts, not Nolvadex
Oats, not oxycodone
Peas, not Prozac
Quinoa, not Questran
Radishes, not Ritalin
Spinach, not Sporanax
Tofu, not Tylenol
Ugli fruit, not Ultracet
Vanilla, not Valtrex
Watermelon, not warfarin
Xigua melon, not Xanax
Yams, not Yaz
Zucchini, not Zeltrixa

Food is the best medicine.

You know, I am now up to three shots of heparin a day, which are, btw, seriously painful, in an effort to keep myself alive long enough to successfully deliver my baby.  Hummus would not prevent me from throwing a fatal blood clot, because hummus does not have anti-coagulant properties.

Neither does watermelon, and thank god for warfarin, because once the baby is delivered I can STOP GIVING MYSELF SHOTS and go back to my normal oral medication, which I will need to use for the rest of my life to get the best possible chance of extending that life.

I would honestly like to smack the OP in the face.  Or possibly give them a shot.

Like, seriously.  Who is this big of an asshole?

Someone who’s had the good fortune of being mostly healthy and therefore has never actually needed medication to stay alive and takes their luck completely for granted? Someone who is honestly ignorant enough to think that sweet potatoes are going to keep you from getting pregnant? In other words, someone who is privileged and not particularly smart.

Hey OP, I took a picture for you:

Love from,

Someone who’s barely functioning with medication.

Now go shove that watermelon up your ass.

Source: healthorhighwater

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  1. infamousnfamous reblogged this from spaesbawlzthetumblargh and added:
    It’s like the OP is in their own little la-la land where food has more healing power than medicine…I’m all for lessening...
  2. weareallfalling reblogged this from glimglamoury and added:
    YES. THANK YOU. Is it so hard to believe in BOTH???
  3. naeko reblogged this from glimglamoury and added:
    I agree with the bits about science having a good handle on helping/curing diseases, but I take issue with the ‘don’t...
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  5. bitchslap-barbie reblogged this from glimglamoury and added:
    Hey OP? I believe in my fucking pain meds. And my anti-seizure meds. And the #$#@!! antibiotics I’m on, thanks. You have...
  6. glimglamoury reblogged this from carnivaloftherandom and added:
    As someone who now has to take daily medication for a health problem, I say fuck yeah. Let’s take a look at death rates...
  7. carnivaloftherandom reblogged this from name-redacted and added:
    overdrugging of western culture, but...hate people who think all medical/psych/neuro...
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    Baha. Beans won’t...anaphylactic shock. I’ll stick with my Benadryl, betch.
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    Yam birth control. I gotta try it. Excuse me while I die laughing.
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    I just choked on my on saliva because I was trying not to laugh. I get that whoever wrote this was probably just trying...
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    As someone who takes muscle relaxant pills every night so that I don’t PEE BLOOD AND HAVE AN INVERTED BLADDER because my...
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    herbs, remedies, whatever. A good diet has proven...disease processes. However, when...
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  29. hardrivefullofporn reblogged this from plankenwhore and added:
    This is just too funny.
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  31. roz-spoon reblogged this from freesamuel and added:
    Yeah, xigua melon is not going to stop me from having a panic attack. While eating right is part of my getting better...
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  33. freesamuel reblogged this from d-ogs and added:
    Yeah… I’m all for trying out alternative treatments but not when you completely dismiss mainstream treatments and deride...
  34. mymindinaclusterfuck reblogged this from jenara-shepard and added:
    What he/she said.^
  35. jenara-shepard reblogged this from toriathegadjeslayer and added:
    i believe in good food AND medicine.

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